Sunday, January 26, 2020
12:46 PM ● oh, hi mark

At the announcement of Robert Pattinson, star of many of my daydreams years ago, would be the lead for the new batman I was initially surprised.
This is the same person who years ago tried to work out and just looked anemic, that lived off of cigarettes, microwave dinners and beer during Twilight. Likely the kind of person who excelled at drama in school but not athletics of any kind.

Cast as Batman? The hyper-intelligent billionaire playboy trained in multiple areas of martial arts? 

I guess the suit can cover up all manners of sins (including non existent nipples, RIGHT CLOONEY?!). I just don't... see it?

Batman broods though, and if Twilight is anything to go on, Rob can brood.

I guess only time will tell....



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