little known fact: i love batman.

okay, that's not quite how i would put it, but i feel like i love batman. i don't read the comics, which for some makes me a pseudo-fan. i don't understand the difference between the dark knight and batman or knightfall. but i do know the characters that i beat up in the video games, and the characters i've seen in the movies, which makes me love bats for who he is, and gotham city for what it represents.

i love batman so much, that it pains me, nearly physically to watch Schumacher's take on the batman franchise.

Burton set up a perfect basis for the darkness and macabre world of Batman. you would think that the next movies would have continued that since, you know, Batman is the dark knight and all.

Just kidding. Joel makes Gotham city look like the interior of a glow in the dark mini-golf range. why was two-face purple? did the acid make him a cartoon character? why does bane have fake muscles and sound like any of frankenstein's monsters? why does Clooney's batsuit have nipples-- what are the purpose of nipples on a breastplate? poison ivy doesn't usually hang out with bane, does she?

why did someone think that it was okay to cast val kilmer as batman? or for that matter, clooney?

there are some highlights between the scads of garbage that these two movies represent. jim carey does a masterful job at being the riddler, and i suppose ah-nold makes a good mr. freeze.

i'm just so mad that these were allowed to happen.

end rant.

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college student of historical events, future educator. canadienne. i like to read, but i don't do it enough. i run. i like zombies. i'm obsessed with all things batman, except not batfleck. i'm a terrible video game player, but i'm getting better through attrition. i can play piano pretty good, though. the sound of city streets soothes me, but i love the silence of the forest. curious stargazer.

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little known fact: i love batman.

okay, that's not quite how i would put it, but i feel like i love batman. i don't read the comics, which for some makes me a pseudo-fan. i don't understand the difference between the dark knight and batman or knightfall. but i do know the characters that i beat up in the video games, and the characters i've seen in the movies, which makes me love bats for who he is, and gotham city for what it represents.

i love batman so much, that it pains me, nearly physically to watch Schumacher's take on the batman franchise.

Burton set up a perfect basis for the darkness and macabre world of Batman. you would think that the next movies would have continued that since, you know, Batman is the dark knight and all.

Just kidding. Joel makes Gotham city look like the interior of a glow in the dark mini-golf range. why was two-face purple? did the acid make him a cartoon character? why does bane have fake muscles and sound like any of frankenstein's monsters? why does Clooney's batsuit have nipples-- what are the purpose of nipples on a breastplate? poison ivy doesn't usually hang out with bane, does she?

why did someone think that it was okay to cast val kilmer as batman? or for that matter, clooney?

there are some highlights between the scads of garbage that these two movies represent. jim carey does a masterful job at being the riddler, and i suppose ah-nold makes a good mr. freeze.

i'm just so mad that these were allowed to happen.

end rant.