i don't know what i did in a previous life to deserve the day i had today...

what a shit day.

i work in a seasonal position during the summer. from about the end of april to the beginning of september, i'm a landscaper for all intents and purposes. i won't bore anyone with the details of the ins and outs of my job, just know that it's hard work and outside for 9.5hrs a day.

anyhow, with this seasonal job, it's a given that i probably won't have to work in shitty ass weather.

well, apparently you would be wrong. because the days that have a severe weather warning and massive cumulative amounts of rain, are good days to make outdoor workers, work outdoors.
in the rain.
where it's wet.

granted, we didn't do anything strenuous, but i did get stuck in the sink hole that is the dump and had to get the wittily sarcastic and retarded dump boys to get the contracter to tow me out. such an embarrassment. i was doing so well! i had gotten through the place where the other trucks were getting stuck then got stuck where they hadn't. i felt like a stupid, wimpy girl.
and in my line of work, you never show that you have a vag.

so after that shit storm, i'm told that i have to transfer depots. LIKE WHAT THE HELL. transferring depots means i transfer departments, and i like where i'm working. i don't want to trim around fucking trees all fucking summer. I HATE EDGING BEDS. they can fucking suck a giant donkey dick for all i care before i go back to maintenance. and the guy they're replacing me with HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE DEPARTMENT I'M WORKING IN CURRENTLY. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. i'm next in line to get trained on the equipment.
i'm a driver, for fuck sakes.

anyhow. after that i had to play soccer.

remember that rain i mentioned earlier? yeah, well it was a sprinkle while i was working. while i was playing soccer, it turned into a fucking downpour. after the shitstorm of the craptastic game that i played, the team goes out for drinks, which i agreed to because one of the dudes on the soccer team is totally boneable, but totally forgot to ask them which bar they were going to and i'm stupid so i don't have anyone's phone numbers so i couldn't call and ask. my phone died, so even if i did have numbers, i couldn't call them.

and to top off this shit day, my headlight doesn't work.

it's not burnt out. it just won't signal.

and i don't know how to do it.

i need a hug. a huge bear hug. preferrably from a good smelling guy who will change my headlight at the same time.

i'll make this mystery man cupcakes in return for the hug. i'll consider sexual favours... but probably cupcakes.

i have to go to bed before karma doles out another curve ball to add to my life. fuck this day.

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i don't know what i did in a previous life to deserve the day i had today...

what a shit day.

i work in a seasonal position during the summer. from about the end of april to the beginning of september, i'm a landscaper for all intents and purposes. i won't bore anyone with the details of the ins and outs of my job, just know that it's hard work and outside for 9.5hrs a day.

anyhow, with this seasonal job, it's a given that i probably won't have to work in shitty ass weather.

well, apparently you would be wrong. because the days that have a severe weather warning and massive cumulative amounts of rain, are good days to make outdoor workers, work outdoors.
in the rain.
where it's wet.

granted, we didn't do anything strenuous, but i did get stuck in the sink hole that is the dump and had to get the wittily sarcastic and retarded dump boys to get the contracter to tow me out. such an embarrassment. i was doing so well! i had gotten through the place where the other trucks were getting stuck then got stuck where they hadn't. i felt like a stupid, wimpy girl.
and in my line of work, you never show that you have a vag.

so after that shit storm, i'm told that i have to transfer depots. LIKE WHAT THE HELL. transferring depots means i transfer departments, and i like where i'm working. i don't want to trim around fucking trees all fucking summer. I HATE EDGING BEDS. they can fucking suck a giant donkey dick for all i care before i go back to maintenance. and the guy they're replacing me with HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE DEPARTMENT I'M WORKING IN CURRENTLY. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. i'm next in line to get trained on the equipment.
i'm a driver, for fuck sakes.

anyhow. after that i had to play soccer.

remember that rain i mentioned earlier? yeah, well it was a sprinkle while i was working. while i was playing soccer, it turned into a fucking downpour. after the shitstorm of the craptastic game that i played, the team goes out for drinks, which i agreed to because one of the dudes on the soccer team is totally boneable, but totally forgot to ask them which bar they were going to and i'm stupid so i don't have anyone's phone numbers so i couldn't call and ask. my phone died, so even if i did have numbers, i couldn't call them.

and to top off this shit day, my headlight doesn't work.

it's not burnt out. it just won't signal.

and i don't know how to do it.

i need a hug. a huge bear hug. preferrably from a good smelling guy who will change my headlight at the same time.

i'll make this mystery man cupcakes in return for the hug. i'll consider sexual favours... but probably cupcakes.

i have to go to bed before karma doles out another curve ball to add to my life. fuck this day.