i really, really hate sucky-cheek fish-face.

i don't give a shit if it makes you look ah-maaa-zing. you look like a fucking idiot.

i know a bunch of my friends (and i'm not excluding myself in this, either) used to use this pose to make them look thinner of face, plumper of lips and overall more whore-y. well, i appeal to you now that had i known what tools we looked like then, i would've put a stop to it. a quick, decisive stop to any and all sucky-puckered mouth fish-faced photo sessions.

i see girls still using this pose, but now it includes chemically ruined hair, spray tans (fuck you, jersey shore), acrylic nails with the white tip and teased sky-high hair. whenever i see pictures like this, it makes me ill for society. it makes me sick to know that one day, these fucktards will be in charge of something to do with my life, be it my apartment building, my phone company, my grocery store. hell, maybe even my country. and they'll run it with their puckered lips and fluorescent orange skin. bob barker called, he wants his skin colour back!

originally this post was a critique on robert pattinson's sucky-cheeked fish-face pose, but then i came to the (disheartening) conclusion that's just his face-- a sucky-cheeked fish-faced one. i saw a particularly horrifying picture on lainey and i had to make a comment... but after some research (oogling... whatever) i had to face facts and admit that he just always looks like he's a set of acrylic nails and a spray tan away from being a high school whore.
granted, i'd still do him but that's besides the point.

this is my appeal for christmas: no more sucky-cheeked fish-face photos, from anyone, rob included. we wouldn't want the future leaders of tomorrow to look back in 10 years and wonder, gee, why do i look like i'm a guppy? was there a fish craze?

because really, sea creatures aren't that fashionable.

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i really, really hate sucky-cheek fish-face.

i don't give a shit if it makes you look ah-maaa-zing. you look like a fucking idiot.

i know a bunch of my friends (and i'm not excluding myself in this, either) used to use this pose to make them look thinner of face, plumper of lips and overall more whore-y. well, i appeal to you now that had i known what tools we looked like then, i would've put a stop to it. a quick, decisive stop to any and all sucky-puckered mouth fish-faced photo sessions.

i see girls still using this pose, but now it includes chemically ruined hair, spray tans (fuck you, jersey shore), acrylic nails with the white tip and teased sky-high hair. whenever i see pictures like this, it makes me ill for society. it makes me sick to know that one day, these fucktards will be in charge of something to do with my life, be it my apartment building, my phone company, my grocery store. hell, maybe even my country. and they'll run it with their puckered lips and fluorescent orange skin. bob barker called, he wants his skin colour back!

originally this post was a critique on robert pattinson's sucky-cheeked fish-face pose, but then i came to the (disheartening) conclusion that's just his face-- a sucky-cheeked fish-faced one. i saw a particularly horrifying picture on lainey and i had to make a comment... but after some research (oogling... whatever) i had to face facts and admit that he just always looks like he's a set of acrylic nails and a spray tan away from being a high school whore.
granted, i'd still do him but that's besides the point.

this is my appeal for christmas: no more sucky-cheeked fish-face photos, from anyone, rob included. we wouldn't want the future leaders of tomorrow to look back in 10 years and wonder, gee, why do i look like i'm a guppy? was there a fish craze?

because really, sea creatures aren't that fashionable.