i just had to write these down just in case i ever need them, they'll be around for quick reference.
because lets be honest here, they're freakin' epic.

so without further ado, fore-nerd-play ;-)

"i can't wait til you get in my diagon alley"
"i want to nuzzle your muggle till you're hufflepuffing"
"baby, i'm gonna get grindylow and pareseltongue your leaky cauldron unti lyou polyjuice for me"
"i want to slyther-in and pop your hermione"
"if you were a keyboard, i'd enter, shift, cntrl cntrl cntrl cntrl cntrl esc"

can we just sit and let that marinate for a moment?
my personal favorite is the grindylow one... FREAKING EPIC. totally ftw.

gack. nerdspeak! i've become one of them! blast!


ahhhhh fuck it. who am i kidding?
i've always been one of them. but to redeem myself, i bring you sex. pure. sex.

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i just had to write these down just in case i ever need them, they'll be around for quick reference.
because lets be honest here, they're freakin' epic.

so without further ado, fore-nerd-play ;-)

"i can't wait til you get in my diagon alley"
"i want to nuzzle your muggle till you're hufflepuffing"
"baby, i'm gonna get grindylow and pareseltongue your leaky cauldron unti lyou polyjuice for me"
"i want to slyther-in and pop your hermione"
"if you were a keyboard, i'd enter, shift, cntrl cntrl cntrl cntrl cntrl esc"

can we just sit and let that marinate for a moment?
my personal favorite is the grindylow one... FREAKING EPIC. totally ftw.

gack. nerdspeak! i've become one of them! blast!


ahhhhh fuck it. who am i kidding?
i've always been one of them. but to redeem myself, i bring you sex. pure. sex.