if i had written the sound of music:

burberry trenches and holt renfrew wenches; overpriced denim that's sure to get him; pretty white lace dresses perfect for spring, these are a few of my favorite things. bangles and bobbles my swagger when i wobble. vegas and drinking and gay-ish arm linking. pictures and laughter and all of those things, these are a few of my favorite things. when the dog bites, when the bee stings. when i'm feeling sad. i simply remember my favorite things and then i don't feel so bad.

ho hum. i've worked out a payment plan for these puppies.......... yes, i'm considering buying them. no, i'm not in my right mind. yes, if i were to buy them i would live in them. i would also touch them at night reverently like a lover. i would bathe them in the finest of leather care oils.

i would wine and dine these shoes... i would caress them and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. i would take these shoes around town to show them off to everyone i knew and to strangers that bow in awe to these shoes
i would fuck these shoes if they had a penis. i get all goose-bumpy thinking about it.

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college student of historical events, future educator. canadienne. i like to read, but i don't do it enough. i run. i like zombies. i'm obsessed with all things batman, except not batfleck. i'm a terrible video game player, but i'm getting better through attrition. i can play piano pretty good, though. the sound of city streets soothes me, but i love the silence of the forest. curious stargazer.

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if i had written the sound of music:

burberry trenches and holt renfrew wenches; overpriced denim that's sure to get him; pretty white lace dresses perfect for spring, these are a few of my favorite things. bangles and bobbles my swagger when i wobble. vegas and drinking and gay-ish arm linking. pictures and laughter and all of those things, these are a few of my favorite things. when the dog bites, when the bee stings. when i'm feeling sad. i simply remember my favorite things and then i don't feel so bad.

ho hum. i've worked out a payment plan for these puppies.......... yes, i'm considering buying them. no, i'm not in my right mind. yes, if i were to buy them i would live in them. i would also touch them at night reverently like a lover. i would bathe them in the finest of leather care oils.

i would wine and dine these shoes... i would caress them and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. i would take these shoes around town to show them off to everyone i knew and to strangers that bow in awe to these shoes
i would fuck these shoes if they had a penis. i get all goose-bumpy thinking about it.