new national holiday: April 23rd. Why? Because it's eclipse trailer day. Today is the day that millions of fangirls (including but not limited to myself) get to squeal over seeing their beloved vampire rip out the throats of other vampires, or their favourite wolves do some vampire mangling. I feel the love all around.

Okay, now with all that aside... time to pick it apart!

1. Jackson Rahtbone should sue. That wig is attrocious. I'm not sure who decided to make his wig out of old mop heads, but I think they should be fired.

2. Rob, Rob, Rob... we've had this discussion. If you're the one doing your own make-up I highly suggest that you're colourblind. That lip stain... that cake make-up... You don't look dead you look like an extra in Michael Jackson's thriller. And yeah, that was filmed in the 80s, back when their make-up was really just paste.

3. Jacob Black the side lean! Do you have a lazy eye that you're compensating for? Is one leg considerably shorter than the other? Or are you simply cocking your head like a dog? I don't care what kind of muscle definition you're packing under that shirt, you're still a child and one that's got a lot of work left to do at that. Lainey's right: you are tom cruise jr.

5. Okay, ready everyone? Lets look menacing by dipping our heads and glaring out from under our eye lashes. It's going to look fantastic. One, two, three GLARE! So sultry! Without the accompanying sneer it might be a come-hither look rather than a manacing glare. Fucking horny bunch of vampires coming for attack! Nooooo! Stay away you naughty beasts!

6. This is a compliment but I had nowhere else to put it. David Slade, marry me. It's brilliant. You married Chris' idea with Catherine's side show to make this brilliant looking movie. Congratulations, I hope everyone likes it as much as I do.

Okay... I'm sure there's more. For now, this is all I have. I'll probably express my dislike of Kristen or something sooner than later since I'm such a fan of her work. She's growing on me but there are times in this franchise when I'd honestly take Catherine Hardwicke acting out the lines over Ms. Stewart. Hopefully she can bring it on home for Breaking Dawn. I mean... hello? You get to have S-E-X with him onscreen. It'll be like voyeurism-- twi-hards get to see what occurs behind closed doors.
kinky.

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new national holiday: April 23rd. Why? Because it's eclipse trailer day. Today is the day that millions of fangirls (including but not limited to myself) get to squeal over seeing their beloved vampire rip out the throats of other vampires, or their favourite wolves do some vampire mangling. I feel the love all around.

Okay, now with all that aside... time to pick it apart!

1. Jackson Rahtbone should sue. That wig is attrocious. I'm not sure who decided to make his wig out of old mop heads, but I think they should be fired.

2. Rob, Rob, Rob... we've had this discussion. If you're the one doing your own make-up I highly suggest that you're colourblind. That lip stain... that cake make-up... You don't look dead you look like an extra in Michael Jackson's thriller. And yeah, that was filmed in the 80s, back when their make-up was really just paste.

3. Jacob Black the side lean! Do you have a lazy eye that you're compensating for? Is one leg considerably shorter than the other? Or are you simply cocking your head like a dog? I don't care what kind of muscle definition you're packing under that shirt, you're still a child and one that's got a lot of work left to do at that. Lainey's right: you are tom cruise jr.

5. Okay, ready everyone? Lets look menacing by dipping our heads and glaring out from under our eye lashes. It's going to look fantastic. One, two, three GLARE! So sultry! Without the accompanying sneer it might be a come-hither look rather than a manacing glare. Fucking horny bunch of vampires coming for attack! Nooooo! Stay away you naughty beasts!

6. This is a compliment but I had nowhere else to put it. David Slade, marry me. It's brilliant. You married Chris' idea with Catherine's side show to make this brilliant looking movie. Congratulations, I hope everyone likes it as much as I do.

Okay... I'm sure there's more. For now, this is all I have. I'll probably express my dislike of Kristen or something sooner than later since I'm such a fan of her work. She's growing on me but there are times in this franchise when I'd honestly take Catherine Hardwicke acting out the lines over Ms. Stewart. Hopefully she can bring it on home for Breaking Dawn. I mean... hello? You get to have S-E-X with him onscreen. It'll be like voyeurism-- twi-hards get to see what occurs behind closed doors.
kinky.