Friday, January 29, 2010
1:00 AM ● keanu v cary elwes

what kind of movie has cary elwes, keanu reeves, that guy with a receding hairline (his name has excaped me at 12:42am), gary oldman and anthony hopkins?
a movie about vampires?
what the fuck.
some vampire bitch just vomitted blood on hannibal lector. ohhhhhh no. shit's gonna go south quickly.
i think this movie would be even better if i was stoned. and if robert downy jr was in it.
god i should be stoned. it's my friday... well, not really. tomorrow is still my friday. but i don't have class at all on fridays, something that i'm learning to regret. i don't like this semester. but that's another story.
this story is about keanu and hannibal and wynona rider and...
god his name is on the tip of my tongue.
he's too young to have such a receding hairline. his name is _____. he was in the imaginarium of dr parnasus only because heath ledger died. his name is _____. he has illegitimate love children and his name is _________. he was in sherlock holmes this christmas and his name is __________!
motherfuck i still don't remember his name. maybe it's not that important?
no. i'll keep myself up all night if i don't figure it out.
why do i want to call him hugh grant? he's not hugh grant. hugh grant is in movies about falling in love and being british. not movies about blood vomitting vampires.
god, i need to get some. and no, not illegal drugs.


-- a/n: the actor i'm thinking of isn't even in this movie. and i was thinking about jude fucking law. hugh grant... soooo far off the mark.

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