Friday, January 8, 2010
2:05 PM ● i don't get jersey shore.

i don't understand. i hate mtv.
ok, i take that back. i USED to love mtv. i used to love for what they stood for. they were a creative outlet for artists with their videos.
now they make shit. although tool academy was probably the best reality television show ever produced. i mean, hi. naked tool? loud mouth tool? serious.
that's some good ass programming there.

but jersey shore? i don't even know what it's about and i don't give a flying fuck. something about guidos on the beach with skanks? am i right? did i get the jist of it? someone has to inform me, i'm losing touch.
first with the hills because that scene did not make one lick of sense and now jersey shore?
i feel like my mother does when i try to show her how to use my ipod.
anyways, i left a nugget of hilarity. i have to go sweat my balls off, and some turkey and that cheeseburger i ate at midnight after the pink floyd experience. don't ask. i won't tell.
everytime i look at this picture... a part of me hopes humanity will slap itself.
and the other part... well the other part just laughs hysterically. gah.




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