here goes nothing....

hello, my name is brittany woods and i am a twilight addict. at first it was reading the books over and over again. then it went to watching the movie obsessively, to the point where i knew the lines. now it's come to the point where i speak in twilight quotes without realizing, obsessively look for photos of the newest set so i can memorize where they are for when i make my stalk adventure to vancouver. i hope that with my admission of this truth, i can be accepted and start on my path to recovery.


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i'd just like to put it in here that not only am i a stellar drunken driver (which is something i'm not proud of but do in sticky situations), but i'm also a fucking whiz when i'm drunk. i thought i left my camera at the bar, but no. it was in my backseat. i didn't lose anything! i'm a fucking star, that's what i am.

anyways, summer's over! kids went back to school yesterday, people are being split up at work for projects all over the city. i still have 6 working days left. it seems like a short time, and it really is. i've never been more unhappy that i have to go back. i love working where i am and i'll be really sad that i won't be able to talk to any of those people for nine and a half hours a day four days a week.

another interjection... is there anything andy samberg doesn't make hilarious? i'm just wondering because i know of nothing. minus his shitty movie, but we don't talk about that. that was... a weaker time in his career. like a boss is ridiculous. jizz in my pants is still my favorite, same with I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET! that reminds me i'd really, really, really like to go house boating next year. i must look into this and start planning.
p.s andy samberg is also HOT.

i'd also like to mention i spilled hot smoothie allll over my phone and it's still working. it's sticky, but it's good to go. the joys of buttons? fucking touch phone WASTE OF SPACE piece of shit. that's right... i dropped you in a TOILET this time. fuck. no more vodka/gin disasters. until after this weekend. then i'm clean.
my alcoholism is not playing nice with my hot bod. chubsters.

i need to get my student i.d! i need to withdraw from sait! i need to do a lot of things but i have zero motivation to get out of my bed and actually have a shower. it could be the fact that i'm a bit hung over... but nothing a cool shower and doing my hair can't fix. i should've drank a lot of water before i went to bed. but that would've been a dead give away.

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here goes nothing....

hello, my name is brittany woods and i am a twilight addict. at first it was reading the books over and over again. then it went to watching the movie obsessively, to the point where i knew the lines. now it's come to the point where i speak in twilight quotes without realizing, obsessively look for photos of the newest set so i can memorize where they are for when i make my stalk adventure to vancouver. i hope that with my admission of this truth, i can be accepted and start on my path to recovery.


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i'd just like to put it in here that not only am i a stellar drunken driver (which is something i'm not proud of but do in sticky situations), but i'm also a fucking whiz when i'm drunk. i thought i left my camera at the bar, but no. it was in my backseat. i didn't lose anything! i'm a fucking star, that's what i am.

anyways, summer's over! kids went back to school yesterday, people are being split up at work for projects all over the city. i still have 6 working days left. it seems like a short time, and it really is. i've never been more unhappy that i have to go back. i love working where i am and i'll be really sad that i won't be able to talk to any of those people for nine and a half hours a day four days a week.

another interjection... is there anything andy samberg doesn't make hilarious? i'm just wondering because i know of nothing. minus his shitty movie, but we don't talk about that. that was... a weaker time in his career. like a boss is ridiculous. jizz in my pants is still my favorite, same with I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET! that reminds me i'd really, really, really like to go house boating next year. i must look into this and start planning.
p.s andy samberg is also HOT.

i'd also like to mention i spilled hot smoothie allll over my phone and it's still working. it's sticky, but it's good to go. the joys of buttons? fucking touch phone WASTE OF SPACE piece of shit. that's right... i dropped you in a TOILET this time. fuck. no more vodka/gin disasters. until after this weekend. then i'm clean.
my alcoholism is not playing nice with my hot bod. chubsters.

i need to get my student i.d! i need to withdraw from sait! i need to do a lot of things but i have zero motivation to get out of my bed and actually have a shower. it could be the fact that i'm a bit hung over... but nothing a cool shower and doing my hair can't fix. i should've drank a lot of water before i went to bed. but that would've been a dead give away.