because this day should be a national freakin' holiday.

happy birthday mr. pattinson. now just imagine marilyn singing that instead of me, and rest assured, your birthday won't be a let down.

anyways, in the true fashion of the day, i bring to the world the 23 reasons why he is pretty much amazing.

1. Loves hot pockets. Played with a microwave for 3 days. Microwaved a carrot. Not to mention he loves women, music and drinking. I could handle that, being as I love food, men, music and drinking.
2. Made fun of his own "customized pea coat" during Twilight DVD commentary. Not to mention informed the world that you should never trust a man who plucks his eyebrows. It's a good thing your good-looking, I worry for your intelligence sometimes.
3. Wasn't nominated for an Oscar, but crashed the party anyway
4. Once bragged that he hooked up with Joe Jonas (how I'd love to wreck that kid... and rob. it'd just be easier if they were in the same vicinity)
5. Only hottie we know that can play a vampire AND a wizard. Surprise! I made your backpack disappear.
6. Sisters used to dress him up as a girl and called him Claudia. And he's still relatively normal
7. Because Mrs. [Your Name Here] Pattinson always has a nice ring to it
8. Looks hot even in a ridiculous moustache in "Little Ashes." NOT TO MENTION makes a gay love scene that made me a litte hot under the collar. And pants. Wowy-wow.
9. Plays a dork in "How To Be" kinda convincingly. Makes it seem like we could actually go out with him. Makes my awkwardness a hideous freakshow. With him it just comes off as "date me"
10. Four words: "Say it out loud." (more like scream it out loud, but that's just me)
11. Would totally let you play with his hair. tangle your fingers in it... lead him around by it. you get the steamy picture.
12. I've never seen someone make a beer bottle, mesh shirts, dirty hair and smoking so incredibly sexy I find it hard to breathe
13. Actually shaved his head once, but sexiness remained intact
14. That kiss scene has provided eight months of pleasant dreams (ohh lord p4p)
15. He's single, so there's always a chance...
16. That British accent would make reading the phone book sound interesting
17. Have you heard him sing? It's disgusting how talented he is. Although sometimes it sounds like he's mating cats. But to each their own, eh?
18. Rumored to be with any woman he's seen with
19. Helps makes his less famous friends actually famous but worries constantly that he'll ruin their lives. poor thing.
20. Always poses for pictures, although if I were that good looking I would automatically gravitate to cameras anyways
21. Ran away, whilst drunk from Paris Hilton. Need I say more????
22. Has a super messy bedroom. I can think of a few reasons why it could get messy... but they all involve him shirtless. And pantless. Probably naked.
23. Did we mention he's ROBERT FREAKIN' PATTINSON!!!

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because this day should be a national freakin' holiday.

happy birthday mr. pattinson. now just imagine marilyn singing that instead of me, and rest assured, your birthday won't be a let down.

anyways, in the true fashion of the day, i bring to the world the 23 reasons why he is pretty much amazing.

1. Loves hot pockets. Played with a microwave for 3 days. Microwaved a carrot. Not to mention he loves women, music and drinking. I could handle that, being as I love food, men, music and drinking.
2. Made fun of his own "customized pea coat" during Twilight DVD commentary. Not to mention informed the world that you should never trust a man who plucks his eyebrows. It's a good thing your good-looking, I worry for your intelligence sometimes.
3. Wasn't nominated for an Oscar, but crashed the party anyway
4. Once bragged that he hooked up with Joe Jonas (how I'd love to wreck that kid... and rob. it'd just be easier if they were in the same vicinity)
5. Only hottie we know that can play a vampire AND a wizard. Surprise! I made your backpack disappear.
6. Sisters used to dress him up as a girl and called him Claudia. And he's still relatively normal
7. Because Mrs. [Your Name Here] Pattinson always has a nice ring to it
8. Looks hot even in a ridiculous moustache in "Little Ashes." NOT TO MENTION makes a gay love scene that made me a litte hot under the collar. And pants. Wowy-wow.
9. Plays a dork in "How To Be" kinda convincingly. Makes it seem like we could actually go out with him. Makes my awkwardness a hideous freakshow. With him it just comes off as "date me"
10. Four words: "Say it out loud." (more like scream it out loud, but that's just me)
11. Would totally let you play with his hair. tangle your fingers in it... lead him around by it. you get the steamy picture.
12. I've never seen someone make a beer bottle, mesh shirts, dirty hair and smoking so incredibly sexy I find it hard to breathe
13. Actually shaved his head once, but sexiness remained intact
14. That kiss scene has provided eight months of pleasant dreams (ohh lord p4p)
15. He's single, so there's always a chance...
16. That British accent would make reading the phone book sound interesting
17. Have you heard him sing? It's disgusting how talented he is. Although sometimes it sounds like he's mating cats. But to each their own, eh?
18. Rumored to be with any woman he's seen with
19. Helps makes his less famous friends actually famous but worries constantly that he'll ruin their lives. poor thing.
20. Always poses for pictures, although if I were that good looking I would automatically gravitate to cameras anyways
21. Ran away, whilst drunk from Paris Hilton. Need I say more????
22. Has a super messy bedroom. I can think of a few reasons why it could get messy... but they all involve him shirtless. And pantless. Probably naked.
23. Did we mention he's ROBERT FREAKIN' PATTINSON!!!