Sunday, May 3, 2009
9:55 PM ● more anger...



so. lainey. we meet head to head yet again over your ideas, shall we say.


first it was the most blasphemous 'hook-up' in the history of actors fucking other actors that i had a beef with you over.
now it's that george clooney > rob?!
ma'am, my eyes are watering with your insanity. your absolute atrocity at this notion! it certainly shows your age... clooney women are certainly of a particular age range, i'm not pointing any fingers *cough 30-45 cough*

boy my coughing fits are extremely... uh, good at analyzing statistics?
someone tried to play the greater than card earlier this week as well. agreed... jackson rathbone's band is a wee bit better than listening to cats mate (also known as some of rob's songs-- see how i say SOME) but there is NO WAY that there is any comparison to who i'd rather see naked.


although beggars can't be choosers.
now... i'm upset about this. i've had to deal with comparisons of zac and rob, but george and rob? i think the best part of george clooney's career is when he shot brad pitt in the head and then freaked out and ran away in burn after reading.
other than that... he just gets undersexed housewives the joys they're not experiencing from their husbands who envy this pretty boy.
i guess they're the same person, this clooney and mr pattinson. just rob does it for women under 50 AND over 50.
lainey... i see we've come to an impassé.
fuck.

xxxxxx

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