Tuesday, May 5, 2009
7:22 PM ● belive me when i say i fcked a mermaid!

i'm on a boat motherfucker!!!!


i've been zoning out to andy all afternoon. i'm supposed to be cleansing le boudoir BUT andy samberg and lonely island is a bit more important right now. natalie portman rap is possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen in the history of forevers. also the website that rainn wilson recommended on my twitter is pretty epic. thanks rainn. i'd find the link but i kinda forgot it in my epic disaster of I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER.

fuck trees i climb buoy's motherfucker!!

ohhhh my room is disgusting. i'm definitely taking a cab on thursday....... fuck.

xxxxxx

(live)