Wednesday, May 27, 2009
11:59 PM ● asdfjkas;dlkfj

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20 car pileup on the highway because twihards are on their cell phones looking at rob half naked. it should've happened. i would've crashed my car the second i saw those pictures if it wasn't for the fact that i was lying in bed, attempting to feign off sleep for a little bit longer. i know i stopped breathing momentarily.
shirtless
+ robert pattinson
twi-heart-attack.

alas, has anyone noticed that while in italy rob is looking a bit like jude law? i don't know if it's just me... but i think he's starting to look odd. maybe the age is wearing on him. maybe i'm moving on.
HA. laughable.
but plausible.

gah. midnight. time for me to turn into a pumpkin. i hate getting up at the crack of dawn. fuck work i'm on a boat motherfucker.

xxxxxx

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