hrm, what's my zombie plan? a debate with the ladies (i wasn't actually in it, i was on here, writing this) brought this line of thinking up. i was half part of this conversation, but i found it idly amusing while i was waiting for marley and me to begin.

if you get stuck upstairs, you need ear plugs? because of the moaning, right. also, you need to barricade the downstairs. don't have long hair because zombies can grab it. mullets are no good either. there's apparently books on this subject in case you're seriously considering what to do in the instance of a mass infestation of the un-dead.

my zombie plan is to get really drunk and shoot them mofos should they cross my path. but, being the smart person i am, why wouldn't i just avoid them? why doesn't everyone just avoid where the zombies are?! fucking morons. although, in the instance that there are zombies, chances are i'll be one too because i'm me. maybe i'll eat brains, maybe i won't-- maybe i'll be a vegetarian zombie and eat only the brains of animals. maybe i'll just break into stores and steal shit. i could use an xbox and games. and like, 80,000 pairs of fresh kicks. of course. maybe in my zombie state i could walk to vancouver? or 'bama. yeah. i mean i don't need to sleep, or eat. well, save for the occasional brain or two. i can find some hobos on the side of the road or of course, some wild animals. i'm sure the moaning will entice things to come find me.
HAAAHA. i think i'd be the only member of the undead to starve to death.

?? i gotta stop doing drugs. or start? maybe. i doubt this would make sense with or without drugs. just take it as a fact of life, it's how it needs to be.

haaaahaha the conversation has gone from zombies to weddings... figures.

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hrm, what's my zombie plan? a debate with the ladies (i wasn't actually in it, i was on here, writing this) brought this line of thinking up. i was half part of this conversation, but i found it idly amusing while i was waiting for marley and me to begin.

if you get stuck upstairs, you need ear plugs? because of the moaning, right. also, you need to barricade the downstairs. don't have long hair because zombies can grab it. mullets are no good either. there's apparently books on this subject in case you're seriously considering what to do in the instance of a mass infestation of the un-dead.

my zombie plan is to get really drunk and shoot them mofos should they cross my path. but, being the smart person i am, why wouldn't i just avoid them? why doesn't everyone just avoid where the zombies are?! fucking morons. although, in the instance that there are zombies, chances are i'll be one too because i'm me. maybe i'll eat brains, maybe i won't-- maybe i'll be a vegetarian zombie and eat only the brains of animals. maybe i'll just break into stores and steal shit. i could use an xbox and games. and like, 80,000 pairs of fresh kicks. of course. maybe in my zombie state i could walk to vancouver? or 'bama. yeah. i mean i don't need to sleep, or eat. well, save for the occasional brain or two. i can find some hobos on the side of the road or of course, some wild animals. i'm sure the moaning will entice things to come find me.
HAAAHA. i think i'd be the only member of the undead to starve to death.

?? i gotta stop doing drugs. or start? maybe. i doubt this would make sense with or without drugs. just take it as a fact of life, it's how it needs to be.

haaaahaha the conversation has gone from zombies to weddings... figures.