when queens get mad, they write letters.

here's mine. from one queen to another.

"dear p. hilton:

i revoke my former marriage proposal to your quote "cuban ass". i also revoke the true and utter devotion i used to pledge to your website, an afformentioned 'celbrity juice, not from concentrate'.

i do believe you should concentrate harder on not being such a massive douche.

now, i'm biased. lainey, my newest gossip bff has made it clear that she accepts all kinds: be they clean, dirty, wealthy or somewhat derranged. you, sir, have taken it upon yourself to, how do i put this lightly? gay up people who are just fine the way they are? that sounds like a fairly eloquent way to explain it.

yes, cleanliness is next to godliness but for god sakes man, pull it together. a photoshoot is just that, a photoshoot.

i am dissapointed. extra curricular activities aside, smoking is a part of our culture and will always be, no matter how disgusting or unhealthy it is. i, for one, am not a smoker (unless air canada loses my baggage AGAIN and i fucking lose it in the airport, or i'm drunk), but it's a personal choice, and no one should say that someone is not hot (even though 75 million girls will prove you wrong) just because they suck on cancer sticks.

i hate to say this, but i'm jumping ship. i'm lumping you in with miley and other unfortunate people of the h-wood that i will not bother about. consider me to never 'darken your doorstep' again. a divorce.

i bid you adieu, sir.

and goooooood bye.

when queens get mad, they write letters.

here's mine. from one queen to another.

"dear p. hilton:

i revoke my former marriage proposal to your quote "cuban ass". i also revoke the true and utter devotion i used to pledge to your website, an afformentioned 'celbrity juice, not from concentrate'.

i do believe you should concentrate harder on not being such a massive douche.

now, i'm biased. lainey, my newest gossip bff has made it clear that she accepts all kinds: be they clean, dirty, wealthy or somewhat derranged. you, sir, have taken it upon yourself to, how do i put this lightly? gay up people who are just fine the way they are? that sounds like a fairly eloquent way to explain it.

yes, cleanliness is next to godliness but for god sakes man, pull it together. a photoshoot is just that, a photoshoot.

i am dissapointed. extra curricular activities aside, smoking is a part of our culture and will always be, no matter how disgusting or unhealthy it is. i, for one, am not a smoker (unless air canada loses my baggage AGAIN and i fucking lose it in the airport, or i'm drunk), but it's a personal choice, and no one should say that someone is not hot (even though 75 million girls will prove you wrong) just because they suck on cancer sticks.

i hate to say this, but i'm jumping ship. i'm lumping you in with miley and other unfortunate people of the h-wood that i will not bother about. consider me to never 'darken your doorstep' again. a divorce.

i bid you adieu, sir.

and goooooood bye.