Sunday, April 5, 2009
10:59 PM ● adventureland and other assortments, none of the licourice kind.

has anyone ever had a licorice all sort? that shit is sick. i just thought i'd throw that out there. i like to eat off the pink or blue sprinkle balls off the one kind, but i point blank refuse to eat the remaining soggy, tooth marked disgusting gelatinous lump of licorice. i throw them away.
when i was little i used to think i was stealing, mostly because when i did this my grampa would get mad that i was eating his licorice all sorts. well, he wouldn't get mad that i was eating them-- he could never get mad at me. rather, he'd get mad at the fact that i was gnawing the sprinkles off and tossing the remainder in the rubbish.
waste not want not, right? grampa spent a half an hour rummaging through the garbage getting the tossed licorice and eating them. every single time i did this. eventually i got wise and started giving them to him once i had sucked (or chewed, depending on my mood) off the only part i was interested in.

??? where the fuck did that come from?

annyways, moving on.

getthejellytwat! has lost it, obviously. thank GOD there's no FRIDAY this week. or monday next week. i'm practically pissing my pants in anticipation. SUNDAY NIGHT DRINK/DRANK/DRUNK?!
i fully intend to be hung like a horse on monday.

so saturday was a hotspot of activity. we saw adventureland.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE. to put it simply.

it's so simple and painful and so, good. it's like some disgusting inside joke that you need to have had to work at an amusement park to fully appreciate just how pathetic life really is when you're at a seemingly happy place, making minimum wage, hating life every single day for just being alive. i was too young in my first experience to have dabbled in the hallucinogenic drugs used in the movie, but i'm sure it would have been a great escape.

in short, i thought the movie was great. i'm considering seeing this again.

although, the secret twi-fan in me felt awkward while watching the female lead make out with both jesse eisenberg and ryan reynolds. my insides twisted uncomfortably, it felt like i was cheating on something.
or someone.
or it could have been indigestion/tummy rumbles.
i'm not one to judge.

ahhhhhhhhh so, twi-break: i've been loning out my books to a friend at school and she's moving swiftly through the series (as we allllll did, don't lie you twi-hards! you wished you took your time, because there's nothing like your first time HAHAHAHA). she's currently on 'eclipse' which means, and i know you all know how wretchedly heartbreaking this simple fact was, she's only got breaking dawn left.
which made me think.
the first time i read the book i felt like i was jilted. there were great things that could have been extremely, uhm, alluringcaptivatingspellbindinghot had mormon mama actually written (and she very well may have) and not edited out (for moral purposes, of course, and to enrage the people who were prepared to read bella and edward create the beast with two backs) the steamy sex that you can now only assume happened.
CAN YOU SAY MISSING PAGES!?! like, fuuck.
so i got the idea into my head that i should write in the add-ons. all of the steamy, first time sex, the afterward, the 'rape', the continuation of sex on the island, the sex in the cottage... SO MUCH SEX. once you 'fill in the blanks' as it were.
it's gotten to the point where i can't re-read what i've written. my eyes get hot and i get slightly uncomfortable. my palms get a tad moist.
only because in my head it's me and rob performing this horizontal tango.
ohhhh lord
ohhhh lord
p4p

maybe i should consider a screenwriting career in porn. HA HA

xxxxxx

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