ok so going on a thousand different idea of what vampires really are i've compiled a list in my infinite boredom of why i think vampires are cool.

wow, how not cool i am.

but as mentioned, the list:

10. always in-style, they're always going to be able to keep up with trends-- chances are they've seen them once or twice before (think about what living for eternity would do for ones closet... ohhh the possibilities!)

9. ultimate bad-asses who can kill you easily and not even flinch.

8. timely gentlemen and fair ladies; manners were never uncool in earlier centuries

7. no need for airconditioners

6. crazier night life, who needs the day anyways?

5. perfect. straight. white. teeth. that is all.

4. so if they're rock solid does that mean everything is that hard... all of the time???

3. two words: succubus and incubus. i would definitely find it hard to resist...

and last but not least, the top two reasons why vampires are cool (in my books, anyways)

2. jasper hale (if it's not for his SURPRISE sneaky sexiness it's because he can control emotions. think about that for just one, hot second)

1. edward cullen since there isn't anything he's not good at

not a shocker, i'll admit. i had planned from the top down and really a list isn't a list with just 2 points. but this is how i see the world; two fictional vampires to lead the cool-factor straight through the roof.

fuckkk i need a life.

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ok so going on a thousand different idea of what vampires really are i've compiled a list in my infinite boredom of why i think vampires are cool.

wow, how not cool i am.

but as mentioned, the list:

10. always in-style, they're always going to be able to keep up with trends-- chances are they've seen them once or twice before (think about what living for eternity would do for ones closet... ohhh the possibilities!)

9. ultimate bad-asses who can kill you easily and not even flinch.

8. timely gentlemen and fair ladies; manners were never uncool in earlier centuries

7. no need for airconditioners

6. crazier night life, who needs the day anyways?

5. perfect. straight. white. teeth. that is all.

4. so if they're rock solid does that mean everything is that hard... all of the time???

3. two words: succubus and incubus. i would definitely find it hard to resist...

and last but not least, the top two reasons why vampires are cool (in my books, anyways)

2. jasper hale (if it's not for his SURPRISE sneaky sexiness it's because he can control emotions. think about that for just one, hot second)

1. edward cullen since there isn't anything he's not good at

not a shocker, i'll admit. i had planned from the top down and really a list isn't a list with just 2 points. but this is how i see the world; two fictional vampires to lead the cool-factor straight through the roof.

fuckkk i need a life.