ok, for starters this is a crime against humanity.
anyone who knows me knows that i accept john mayer for what he is-- a sappy musician with an odd taste in women (leather face, aka jennifer anniston is a prime example of this).
but, i do not accept borat impersonations. especially from you, mr. mayer.

i'll be lucky if i don't have continuing nightmares related to this foul sight.
the least you could've done was trim, or shave, or wax. the excess fuzz around the 'hammock' is just disgusting. plus, you need to even out those tan lines. GOD DAMN.


alright, now that that's out of the way i can breathe easy. i'm not going to bottle that up anymore.

now... i have a bone to pick with blogger. i completely understand why they would remove my one and only true source of all things gorgeous and twilight related, but seriously... why you gotta be like that internet community?! why you gotta take it down? why do you feel the need to remove offending people? fuck copyrights. whoever invented copyrights CLEARLY wasn't looking at the american (or canadian) constitution where is STATES that there is FREEDOM OF SPEECH. i do believe that wasn't a part of the constutution that you can take away for the sake of copyrights.
alas, i digress.
something that potent was bound to get shut down. i was just hoping it wasn't this sudden. i was really looking forward to reading about all of the news that everyone else seems to miss all in one place. i need my finger on the pulse of twilight. i'm going through withdrawls-- i feel the insatiable itch pulling on my skin. it could be twilight news withdrawl, it could just be dry skin. i'm not one to judge.

i'm going into hysterics, internally of course. save face for parents and colleagues.

i'll wake up screaming at 3am. you watch.

in completely unrelated news, the canadian excuse to 'show off our talent' was on last night. a frightening endeavour as it usually is, did not dissapoint this year.
god canadian music is TERRIBLE. it seems canadian, which is hard to explain. it seems like it was made in someones basement-- 10 years ago. it just seems to be dated, all of it. it's like the 90's are still alive and thriving in canada. who knew?
i make a point to ignore 99.9% of it through most of the year. once a year, specifically for the junos, i amp the listening just to see what's goin' on in canadiana.
sometimes i listen to one, maybe two bands. there are a few i WILL NOT and i repeat WILL NEVER listen to (blue rodeo, i'm throwing a grenade in your general direction. hopefully the shrapnel will hit loverboy and sarah mclaughlin as well killing all birds with one stone, if you will) but until dallas greene gets his whiny act together (and also a divorce from her... really, dallas... really?!) and goes back to george, i'm going to say FUCK CANADIAN MUSIC.
alexisonfire, please please please please please get back to making the music i love to hate, but also LOVE and MISS with all my heart. thankyouverymuch <3.

as i read from the blurb of my former all encompasing news source it mentioned that someone was in van city for the junos. not shocking. i was actually waiting for him to strut his prettiness down the red carpet, outshining all the stupid hobos we call canadian musicians. WITH EXCEPTION TO WINTERSLEEP, THE WEAKERTHANS and SAM ROBERTS. that is all.

gah. enough of this. i'm off to go find out all the information that was posted in the blurb on my 'blogs i'm following' on several unreliable sources.

i hate searching the internet.

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ok, for starters this is a crime against humanity.
anyone who knows me knows that i accept john mayer for what he is-- a sappy musician with an odd taste in women (leather face, aka jennifer anniston is a prime example of this).
but, i do not accept borat impersonations. especially from you, mr. mayer.

i'll be lucky if i don't have continuing nightmares related to this foul sight.
the least you could've done was trim, or shave, or wax. the excess fuzz around the 'hammock' is just disgusting. plus, you need to even out those tan lines. GOD DAMN.


alright, now that that's out of the way i can breathe easy. i'm not going to bottle that up anymore.

now... i have a bone to pick with blogger. i completely understand why they would remove my one and only true source of all things gorgeous and twilight related, but seriously... why you gotta be like that internet community?! why you gotta take it down? why do you feel the need to remove offending people? fuck copyrights. whoever invented copyrights CLEARLY wasn't looking at the american (or canadian) constitution where is STATES that there is FREEDOM OF SPEECH. i do believe that wasn't a part of the constutution that you can take away for the sake of copyrights.
alas, i digress.
something that potent was bound to get shut down. i was just hoping it wasn't this sudden. i was really looking forward to reading about all of the news that everyone else seems to miss all in one place. i need my finger on the pulse of twilight. i'm going through withdrawls-- i feel the insatiable itch pulling on my skin. it could be twilight news withdrawl, it could just be dry skin. i'm not one to judge.

i'm going into hysterics, internally of course. save face for parents and colleagues.

i'll wake up screaming at 3am. you watch.

in completely unrelated news, the canadian excuse to 'show off our talent' was on last night. a frightening endeavour as it usually is, did not dissapoint this year.
god canadian music is TERRIBLE. it seems canadian, which is hard to explain. it seems like it was made in someones basement-- 10 years ago. it just seems to be dated, all of it. it's like the 90's are still alive and thriving in canada. who knew?
i make a point to ignore 99.9% of it through most of the year. once a year, specifically for the junos, i amp the listening just to see what's goin' on in canadiana.
sometimes i listen to one, maybe two bands. there are a few i WILL NOT and i repeat WILL NEVER listen to (blue rodeo, i'm throwing a grenade in your general direction. hopefully the shrapnel will hit loverboy and sarah mclaughlin as well killing all birds with one stone, if you will) but until dallas greene gets his whiny act together (and also a divorce from her... really, dallas... really?!) and goes back to george, i'm going to say FUCK CANADIAN MUSIC.
alexisonfire, please please please please please get back to making the music i love to hate, but also LOVE and MISS with all my heart. thankyouverymuch <3.

as i read from the blurb of my former all encompasing news source it mentioned that someone was in van city for the junos. not shocking. i was actually waiting for him to strut his prettiness down the red carpet, outshining all the stupid hobos we call canadian musicians. WITH EXCEPTION TO WINTERSLEEP, THE WEAKERTHANS and SAM ROBERTS. that is all.

gah. enough of this. i'm off to go find out all the information that was posted in the blurb on my 'blogs i'm following' on several unreliable sources.

i hate searching the internet.