ok, so some background into this.
a friend of a friend runs a website geared towards religion with some serious overtones of fangirl-isms. it specifically says to 'pray for pattinson', which of course would be referring to praying for rob pattinson. why? we're not entirely sure, but it has something to do with him not becoming the next heath ledger.
i.e hanging out with the olsen twins and doing copious amounts of drugs, then mysteriously going kind of loopy and ending up dead.

i mean, whatever you're into 1-900-fucks-a-lot. i'm alright with that. drugs, no drugs. bun seeds, no bun seeds. hump back whaaaaales or not. you catch my drift, burn-reconstruction?

so they, those who find solice in religion, have come up with this plan that combining together they have the strength in prayer to 'save' this individual from himself, fangirls and the temptations in life (sex, drugs, rock n roll, the whole shebang).

as a result, a few of us have taken the mickey out of this, only because it's truly and utterly ridiculous. the slaying of 1000 virgins to whatever god you pray to will NOT and i repeat NOT save his soul.
he sold it to the devil for his good looks. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyways, enough background. this is a friend's (who does not, clearly, find solace in religion whatsoever) take on the 'askance for prayers'-- it was too good not to put up here. and i think i mayyy have to delete it off my facebook since those who run the actual prayer website are my facebook friends.
and i'm too fucking nice for my own good. SHIIIIT.

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PS I just spent ten minutes at P4P. "So pray for what you believe they need in their lives." Here is my resulting letter:

Dear Jesus,

I believe that Ashley and Jackson truly need to embrace their inner character and get it on (imagine a growl voice there lingering on the 'on'), Kristen needs to wash her hair and have an attitude adjustment administered by Dr. Phil or Judge Judy and commit to one good public interview per year.
Rpatz needs to find the outlet that is playing 'jenga' in a dark hotel room with none other than Brittany Jayne Woods from Canada (aren't you impressed at my facebook note stalking skills to find your middle name?!).
Taylor Lautner needs to find Marty McFly and hop in a time machine so we can do naughty naughty things and I can avoid hard jail time.
Catherine Hardwicke needs a face transplant...or to step on a landmine.....
And as far as Nikki and Kellan go, well I have nothing clever for them, they seem to have enough patience, optimism and goodwill, oh or maybe they could kick that nasty cancer stick habit. Elizabeth Reaser needs to apologize for her misgivings to dreamy Alex Karev.

If you could please grant my wishes to come to fruition I promise to continue church attendance on Easter Sunday.

Love,
Camille.

PS.
Jesus,
If I can emphasize ever so greatly, that if I have any clout in your good books you'll especially grant that one about me and Taylor. I'll wait the year till he's legal if you really want, and even throw in some extra church attendance on Christmas if you want.

ok, so some background into this.
a friend of a friend runs a website geared towards religion with some serious overtones of fangirl-isms. it specifically says to 'pray for pattinson', which of course would be referring to praying for rob pattinson. why? we're not entirely sure, but it has something to do with him not becoming the next heath ledger.
i.e hanging out with the olsen twins and doing copious amounts of drugs, then mysteriously going kind of loopy and ending up dead.

i mean, whatever you're into 1-900-fucks-a-lot. i'm alright with that. drugs, no drugs. bun seeds, no bun seeds. hump back whaaaaales or not. you catch my drift, burn-reconstruction?

so they, those who find solice in religion, have come up with this plan that combining together they have the strength in prayer to 'save' this individual from himself, fangirls and the temptations in life (sex, drugs, rock n roll, the whole shebang).

as a result, a few of us have taken the mickey out of this, only because it's truly and utterly ridiculous. the slaying of 1000 virgins to whatever god you pray to will NOT and i repeat NOT save his soul.
he sold it to the devil for his good looks. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anyways, enough background. this is a friend's (who does not, clearly, find solace in religion whatsoever) take on the 'askance for prayers'-- it was too good not to put up here. and i think i mayyy have to delete it off my facebook since those who run the actual prayer website are my facebook friends.
and i'm too fucking nice for my own good. SHIIIIT.

*******
PS I just spent ten minutes at P4P. "So pray for what you believe they need in their lives." Here is my resulting letter:

Dear Jesus,

I believe that Ashley and Jackson truly need to embrace their inner character and get it on (imagine a growl voice there lingering on the 'on'), Kristen needs to wash her hair and have an attitude adjustment administered by Dr. Phil or Judge Judy and commit to one good public interview per year.
Rpatz needs to find the outlet that is playing 'jenga' in a dark hotel room with none other than Brittany Jayne Woods from Canada (aren't you impressed at my facebook note stalking skills to find your middle name?!).
Taylor Lautner needs to find Marty McFly and hop in a time machine so we can do naughty naughty things and I can avoid hard jail time.
Catherine Hardwicke needs a face transplant...or to step on a landmine.....
And as far as Nikki and Kellan go, well I have nothing clever for them, they seem to have enough patience, optimism and goodwill, oh or maybe they could kick that nasty cancer stick habit. Elizabeth Reaser needs to apologize for her misgivings to dreamy Alex Karev.

If you could please grant my wishes to come to fruition I promise to continue church attendance on Easter Sunday.

Love,
Camille.

PS.
Jesus,
If I can emphasize ever so greatly, that if I have any clout in your good books you'll especially grant that one about me and Taylor. I'll wait the year till he's legal if you really want, and even throw in some extra church attendance on Christmas if you want.