Tuesday, December 16, 2008
12:29 PM ● drive 5k slower and i'm burning your house down.

don't get me wrong. i love winter and all of it's fun capabilities. i love the thought of skating outdoors, the feeling your cheeks get when you've been having a snowball fight, building snow castles and forts, snowboarding (my second love in life). i just can't stand winter when people can't drive in the season. it makes me grip the steering wheel in pure seething hatred for everyone else on the road. it makes me want to commit crimes under a federal jurisdiction just so i can drive just that 10k faster, get to where i need to be in relatively good time, NOT WANT TO RIP EACH AND EVERYONE'S THROATS OUT. i wonder if they have anger management for winter driving only. this is probably why there are so many murder/suicides during this season. huh, a fact of life explained through the application of LEARN TO CHUFFING DRIVE.

today has been hellish thus far: one exam that i was half an hour late for since everyone decides that if it has snowed in the last 12 hours you need to drive 30km UNDER the chuffing speed limit. like, wth? it's not that slippery. sure, don't speed and don't tailgate but HONESTLY PEOPLE, have some courtesy to people who are late and speed the 'eff up. PLEASE, i'm beggin' ya. now that i'm home i dread having to go out again. i dread even the thought of driving behind another toyota doing 20k and i will have a brain hemmorage.

ok... i think i'm done now. but then again, i'll have to venture outside eventually. the gym isn't close enough to walk in this winter wonderland.



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