Tuesday, December 16, 2008
1:11 PM ● cookies
alright. there's a cookie monster in the house and i think it's me. all the christmas baking has been started, and partially finished and there is no gaining ground anymore. there never seems to be enough cookies. why? because i think i've eaten a whole bunch of them without even noticing. is this even possible? subconscious cookie eating?
are there any other s.c.e sufferers out there? have you been caught in the cookie jar, literally, without even knowing you're in there?
we need support! band together cookie eaters, and we will will fight the powers that hold us over our addiction.
i don't want to end up in a bathroom squeezing cookie dough out of a tube onto a warm spoon. i'm not that desperate, cookie monster.
